On Jake Gyllenhaal

Posted in Uncategorized on April 29, 2016 by famousjerry

“Ugh, he’s 5’11”, which I hate because I always wanted to be 5’11”.”

jake

On Amber Alerts…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2016 by famousjerry

“Someone is always stealing people from Doraville.”

Having a yard…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2014 by lyric4christ

Having a yard always creates an extra layer of guilt in your life.

If I were married…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2014 by lyric4christ

If I were married to (name less vendor) I would tell them that this isn’t working out and we’re gonna’ have to come up with something else…

“What if you’re wrong in all the right ways”

Posted in Uncategorized on March 4, 2011 by Jason

“Maybe you should get involved with a hispanic woman so you could come to appreciate ‘Cilantro'”

Posted in Uncategorized on March 4, 2011 by Jason

“I was feeling all fruity this morning so I brought some fruit in. Man my cherries are all sappy!”

Posted in Uncategorized on February 1, 2011 by Jason

Tony said this while getting some fruit in the break room.